Village Idiot for 9 Nov 2002, Heather Graham
 
Heather Graham as the Village Idiot

No Kids... For Now

Heather said that she isn't ready to have children as she feels she would probably be a terrible mother right now. She says that she won't be ready for at least another 5 years. On behalf of all civilizations around the world I would like to thank you for NOT contributing to the gene pool. According to my calculations apocalypse should occur within the next 5 years or so, so we should be safe from the next generation of Blondes.

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