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Paris Says Goodbye to Her Canine Sidekick
Village Idiot for 3 Jun 2023, Paris Hilton Paris took to Instagram to break the news that her famous pooch, Harajuku B (HB), has passed away. Pseudo celeb Paris said "Today, my heart breaks as I say goodbye to my precious chihuahua, Harajuku B--. For an incredible 23 years, she filled my life with so much love, loyalty, and unforgettable moments. She lived a long, beautiful and iconic life, surrounded by love until her final peaceful slumber. Words cannot express the immense pain I'm feeling right now. She was more than just a pet; she was family to me, a loyal friend who was always by my side through every twist and turn life brought my way." I remember seeing that skinny thing, shaking all over and looking dazed and confused while the poor chihuahua carried the weight of fame on it's little shoulders. That tiny fur ball was the only real talented thing in that relationship.
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