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Dolly Parton as the Village Idiot

Dolly Better Not Die, Not on Our Watch


Village Idiot for 2 Sep 2023, Dolly Parton

Dolly got candid discussing retirement and instead turned the conversation to death. When asked on radio what her plans were Dolly replied "I would never retire" going on to say "I'll just hopefully drop dead in the middle of a song onstage someday, hopefully, one I've written. But anyway, that's how I hope to go because we don't have much of a choice in that." She went on to say "As long as I'm able to work, as long as my health is good and my husband is good, the only way that I would ever slow down would be for that reason." We here at Blondesville have a team of highly skilled blondes ready to do whatever it takes to keep Dolly around. Just like Walt Disney we have prepared a cryogenic chamber beneath Dollywood to keep Dolly around so we can revive her for future generations.

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