Dolly Cancels Her Vegas Residency

Dolly Parton has cancelled her much anticipated Vegas residency due to illness. Dolly said "I have some good news and a little bad news. But the good news is I'm responding really well to meds and treatments, and I'm improving every day. Now, the bad news is that it's gonna take me a little while before I'm up to stage performance level because some of the meds and treatments make me a little swimmy-headed, as my grandma used to say." She went on to say "When they raised the hood on this old antique, they realised that I need to rebuild my engine and that my transmission is slipping, my oil pan is leaking, my muffler's busted and my shocks and pistons need to be replaced. And for sure, my spark plugs need to be changed, because you know, as well as I know, that I can't lose my spark," finally saying "Anyway, I know I'm being silly, but I'm just tryin' to keep everything light and airy" Nobody want's to lose a spark like Dolly. Get better soon.