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Madonna

Madonna


16 August 1958, USA

"If I was a girl again, I would like to be like my fans, I would like to be like Madonna."
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Madonna Gossip and News - Page 2

Village Idiot for 28 May 2016, Madonna

Madonna's Terrible Tribute

Madonna has responded to critics after she was slammed for her tribute performance to Prince at the Billboard Music Awards. Madonna took to Instagram saying "Whatever your age Gender or skin Color. If you loved him and he inspired you then show it!!!! I love Prince 4 ever" along with a video where she said "This is my 'I'm not your bitch don't hang your s**t on me' dance" It was later followed by her "Why is everyone picking on me, just remember 80's Madonna" fetal position.
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Village Idiot for 19 Mar 2016, Madonna

Madonna's Gone Mad

Recent weeks have seen Madonna's behaviour deteriorate further as she appeared 4 hours late for an event in Australia dressed as a clown and riding a tricycle. This has followed more late appearances and claims of her drinking or being high with her response being "I'm never late. Well, hardly ever late" I'm just waiting for her to shave her head like Britney and attack someone with an umbrella.
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Village Idiot for 5 Mar 2016, Madonna

Angry Judge is Not Happy with Madonna

Madonna and former hubby Guy Ritchie were in court fighting over custody of their son Rocco but court proceedings didn't go well with the judge blaming both parents for dragging things out in court instead of finding the best solution for their son. Sounds like the grownups need to grow up.
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Village Idiot for 13 Feb 2016, Madonna

Madonna's Wardrobe Mishap

There was a near repeat of the infamous cape tug that sent Madonna to the stage floor at the Brits. This mishap at her concert in Bangkok, Thailand saw a long veil almost do the same when it caught on her face as backup dancers pulled at it. After some awkward struggling she was able to complete the song, ironically titled, "Material Girl". Pull me to the ground once, shame on you. Pull me to the ground twice... who the hell came up with this plan?
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Village Idiot for 23 Jan 2016, Madonna

Piss(ed) Poor Performance

At a recent concert in Kentucky Madonna apparently showed up late and had audience members claiming that she forgot lyrics and was acting drunk on stage. Madonna took to Instagram to defend herself saying "For those people who like to believe all they read I never drink and perform!!! My show is 2 hours and 15 minutes of non stop singing and dancing." Well that settles it, there's no way she's lying. Who's ever heard of a drunk singing and dancing?
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Village Idiot for 2 Jan 2016, Madonna

Madonna was Alone for Christmas

Madonna supposedly spent Christmas alone after her son Rocco opted to stay with his father in London instead. Madonna reached out to her son via Instagram but to no avail. So after embarrassing the poor kid on Instagram in past posts she decides to reach out through the same vehicle of destruction? I guess all parents, no matter how famous, are embarrassing in their kids eyes.
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Village Idiot for 17 Oct 2015, Madonna

Madonna Doesn't Understand Homosexuality

Madonna helped out in a gay engagement as part of her Rebel Heart World Tour. For a brief moment during her song "Unapologetic Bitch" she stopped to say to the two male audience members "Chad, so you're the boy! And Jan, you're the girl!" After the question was popped she exclaimed "Alright, you may kiss the bride! Woo!" and threw a boutique to the new couple.
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Village Idiot for 25 Jul 2015, Madonna

Painting with Her Words

Madonna has threatened to keep singing until her demands are met... no sorry, until she doesn't "have any more to say". In a recent interview Madonna compared herself to Picasso saying "I like to compare myself to other kinds of artists like Picasso," she said "He kept painting and painting until the day he died. Why? Because I guess he felt inspired to do so." You mean we have to listen to Madonna till the end of time when her species is finally destroyed by time itself?
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Village Idiot for 20 Jun 2015, Madonna

Madonna's Imitation Game

After the success of Taylor Swift's Bad Blood video which featured a gang of girls it seems Madonna has decided to create her own gang because imitation is the sincerest form of not having to worry about creativity. Madonna's new video for "Bitch I'm Madonna" will feature Beyonce, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift frenemy, Katy Perry. Besides helping Madonna remember who she is in her old age, "Bitch I'm Madonna" will also make the mad one relevant, sans stage acrobatics.
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Village Idiot for 30 May 2015, Madonna

Madonna's Mad Admirer

Madonna received a compliment/threat from shock rocker Marilyn Manson saying he wanted to "fornicate" with her. Marilyn Manson told fashion magazine i-D "She looks hotter than ever. I'd also like to let it be known that I still have a crush on Madonna and I would definitely fornicate with her." Madonna later replied via Instagram "Um.........thanks! @marilynmanson #rebelheart" I don't know who's more at risk here from the other, Madonna or Marilyn Manson? Lets just hope no matter what they do they use protection, maybe an ancient protection spell against possession.
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