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Madonna

Madonna


16 August 1958, USA

"If I was a girl again, I would like to be like my fans, I would like to be like Madonna."
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Madonna Gossip and News - Page 6

Village Idiot for 25 Apr 2009, Madonna

What an end to a Month

With a failed adoption attempt Madonna has managed to cap off the month by being jettisoned from a horse while in Long Island, New York, blaming the paparazzi for scaring the horse. Even after her accident Madonna managed to return to gym a couple days later with her trainer Tracy Anderson telling US Magazine "She's going to be fine. She fell on her butt," They might want to avoid any butt related exercises for the first couple of days. One can only imagine the pain and horror of such a traumatic event... that poor horse.
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Village Idiot for 4 Apr 2009, Madonna

Madonna Adoption Turns Ugly

Former Pop star Madonna is apparently furious after a judge ruled against her plans to adopt another Malawian child, Mercy James, with the courts rejecting her attempt because she was not a resident of Malawi. No doubt pressure from more than 100 rights groups criticizing Madonna for using her "star power" to fast track the process didn't help her plans. Now they've gone and done it. She's going to Vogue the entire nation into annihilation. Protect your eye's from her pointy underwear.
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Village Idiot for 21 Mar 2009, Madonna

For the Love of Jesus

It looks like Madonna just can't find a good man with her new Brazilian boy toy, Jesus Luz, risking the wrath of Madonna having been seen out partying with some local lovelies while in Rio de Janeiro minus Madonna. A source said "Jesus was the hit of the party and all the girls went wild for him when he arrived." Well the good news is his penis seems to have survived it's encounter with skeletor Madge.
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Village Idiot for 3 Jan 2009, Madonna

Begging for Mercy

Proving that money really can buy you love, or at least a couple judges in a small African country, Madonna has managed to adopt her next Kabbalah kiddie, Mercy. A three judge panel ruled in Madonna's favour saying "We find the judge in the lower court to have dwelled so much on media reports on the issue of residence, and to us this was not evidence enough to deny Madonna a chance to adopt Mercy James, We therefore grant Madonna the adoption order."
Village Idiot for 20 Dec 2008, Madonna

Love and Marriage Money

With their marriage over and done Madonna will be moving back to New York with daughter Lourdes but Guy and Madonna will share custody of Rocco and adopted son David. However, Madonna is pissed about reports that Guy will be walking away with no cash even though Guy will receive $64 million to let Madonna keep their London home and sign away any claims to Madonna's remaining $600 million fortune. $64 million, that should just about cover his psychiatry bills.
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Village Idiot for 1 Nov 2008, Madonna

Madonna Mad over Mangled Marriage

Material Girl Madonna is seeking therapy from the New York Kabbalah Centre to help her manage her anger over soon to be ex-hubby Guy Richie's money demands in what is becoming a messy divorce. A source said "She's furious that he feels entitled to get a lot of cash, while she's the one working her ass off on tour." The poor guys deserves a medal of bravery and a t-shirt that says "I survived a pop star marriage".
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Village Idiot for 23 Aug 2008, Madonna

No Mercy

With her farce of a marriage back on track, for now, Madonna and Guy have continued in their never ending quest for new Kabbalah cult members. Madonna plans on adopting an African girl called Mercy even though the girls grandmother doesn't want to give up custody. What will she do now? Everyone knows you can't have just one adopted African child, you need the whole collection, preferably in their original packaging to keep their value and "Awww..." factor.
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Village Idiot for 5 Jul 2008, Madonna

Lock, Stock & 1 Prenup

After living as virtual strangers for months, Madonna and Guy have decided to call it quits. Madonna met with Sir Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, to make sure her prenup was up to scratch. Damn you cruel world, if a pop star and her movie director husband with their mutual love of money can't make it work what hope do the rest of us have? I wonder if Madonna's going to keep her British accent after the divorce.
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Village Idiot for 29 Mar 2008, Madonna

Seven Year Itch

Rumours have it Madonna and hubby, Guy Richie, could be heading the divorce route with Madonna planning on moving to the USA. However Madonna's publicists has fired back saying "All is well and wonderful in the Ritchie household." I wonder who will end up with newly adopted son David if they split? The fair thing would be to give him to the one he's spent the most time bonding with, so who's going to tell the nanny the good news?
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Village Idiot for 5 Jan 2008, Madonna

Done and Dusted

It's official, they're getting divorced, maybe. Madonna and hubby of 8 years, Guy, are getting a divorce after Madonna filed papers saying Guy was a cruel and selfish husband. To keep things Blonde worthy, Guy doesn't want any of Madonna's £300million fortune. You know what, let's wait for the ink to dry on the divorce settlement before we draw a conclusion on this one.