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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

17 February 1981, USA

"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."
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Paris Hilton Gossip and News - Page 7

7 Mar 2009

Paris' Puzzling Plans

Pseudo celeb Paris has asked the guys at Bentley in Crewe if they could give her... (read more of this Idiotic story)

14 Feb 2009

Paris Proposition's Sir Paul

Pay-per-view Paris had the audacity to try corrupt one of music's legends... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

10 Jan 2009

Paris sucks... at Maths

Paris told Glamour magazine "I've only ever done it with a couple of people...... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

3 Jan 2009

Fight, Fight, Fight!

A fight broke out after an unknown man grabbed Porn Star Paris' boob while at a... (read more of this story)

3 Jan 2009

Doug free of Parisite

Pay-per-view Paris and Doug What-The-Hell-Was-I-Thinking Reinhardt have broken... (read more of this story)

27 Dec 2008

Paris' Prison Mobile

After last year's present to herself of a baby blue Bentley was impounded by... (read more of this Idiotic story)

20 Dec 2008

Paris Robbed

The always hard working Paris was robbed on $2 million of jewellery after... (read more of this story)

6 Dec 2008

Paris Nauseated by own Mating Ritual

After breaking up with current psychiatric patient, Benji Madden, pseudo celeb... (read more of this Idiotic story)

22 Nov 2008

The Emancipation of Benji

Porn star Paris and Benji Madden have broken up after Paris was caught with... (read more of this Idiotic story)

8 Nov 2008

Across the Pond

Remember that horror movie "28 weeks later" about a virus that spreads through... (read more of this Idiotic story)