When STD's and Hate Collide

The fiery relationship of pseudo celeb Paris and Doug Reinhardt seems to have got the neighbours worked up as well with some going so far as to call the cops after all night parties and fights. Neighbours are so tired of late night escapades at Paris' brothel pad they have called the LAPD, the LA City Attorney and the LA City Council. What is Doug's problem? Doesn't he know you should never lay your hands on a lady - especially after bitch slapping Paris, you never know where she's been.