Village Idiot for 19 Feb 2011, Tara Reid
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Tara starring in... sorry, False Alarm

Somehow Tara managed to get some "acting" work claiming to be in a string of movies including 'American Pie 4' and 'Big Lebowski 2'? That is to say Tara "believes" she'll be acting in said movies as the Coen brothers have no plans for a sequel to 'Big Lebowski'. When the Coen brothers were asked about her appearance they responded "I'm glad she's working on it... we'll watch it when it comes out... Especially if Tara's in it," I think the poor girls confused, when that guy behind the gas station offered her a role his name was Lebowski and the movie was 'American Creampie', I see how she could get them confused.

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More Tara Reid News

Village Idiot for 10 Aug 2013, Tara Reid

Blonde Biology 101

During Discovery channels 'Shark Week' Miss Reid made an appearance to discuss sharks after appearing in the recent TV-movie "Sharknado". Tara brought a level of education to the Discovery channel previously unknown explaining that she thought whales sharks were created when "a whale and a shark have sex." Tara went on to say "I realized that whales are mammals and sharks are animals. They have nothing to do with each other... so basically the dolphins have sex with each other, but the sharks don't. So I thought, than how is it such a thing?" I don't even know where to begin with this one.

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Village Idiot for 4 May 2013, Tara Reid

Give me Stuff, I'm Famous

Miss Reid was thrown out of a store after demanding she be given discounts because she's "famous" Tara had to be escorted out of 'AllSaints' by security after she started screaming and berating staff when they refused to give her discounts. A rep for Miss Reid said "Tara gets a huge discount with AllSaints in the UK and Paris because she's a walking billboard for them" "Walking Billboard"? She must get tons of free stuff when she goes to the circus thanks to her plastic surgery. Who am I kidding, no one at the circus knows who she is, even circus freaks have a hard time stomaching her appearance.
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Village Idiot for 29 Oct 2011, Tara Reid

Tara's Fake Marriage

Tara inadvertently admitted her marriage was fake thanks to in-flight alcohol and a cunning question. When asked at LAX by a TMZ photographer if her husband, Zack Kehayov, could win the "Newlywed Game" Tara blurted out "In the butt, Bob" but carried on to say "never really married." Someone has some explaining to do, especially to "Life & Style" magazine who bought her so called wedding pics. I believe "In the butt" was the birth control method of choice during their non marriage, can't be too careful.
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Village Idiot for 20 Aug 2011, Tara Reid

Tara tied the Knot

Tara Reid is officially off the market, try restrain yourselves men, and got hitched to Danish businessman Michael Lilleund in Greece. Tara went on to tweet "Just got married in Greece. I love being a wife." Desperate for a green card? Just lower your standards and you too can live in the USA.

Priest: Do you take this women to be your wife?
Groom: I do.
Priest: I'll give you minute to rethink your answer.
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Village Idiot for 9 Jul 2011, Tara Reid

How much is the doggy in the window...

While in Atlanta filming the next installment of the 'American Pie' franchise, Tara Reid got into an argument with staff of Walgreens while trying to steal a shopping cart to push her dog to a "Mexican restaurant". When confronted by the store manager and ordered to give back the shopping cart Tara whined "I'm just borrowing it," I thought only South Korean restaurants took fresh delivery of dogs? At what point does someone say enough is enough and just bitch slap the Hollywood attitude out of her?
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