Tara tied the Knot
Tara Reid is officially off the market, try restrain yourselves men, and got hitched to Danish businessman Michael Lilleund in Greece. Tara went on to tweet "Just got married in Greece. I love being a wife." Desperate for a green card? Just lower your standards and you too can live in the USA.
Priest: Do you take this women to be your wife?
Groom: I do.
Priest: I'll give you minute to rethink your answer.