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Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz


30 August 1972, USA

"I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I'm really anal about it, actually."
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Cameron Diaz Gossip and News - Page 3

Village Idiot for 21 Feb 2004, Cameron Diaz

Travel Show

Cameron has signed a deal with MTV to host a new travel series which will consist of a camera crew following Cameron and her friends as they travel the world addressing 'environmental issues'. The show will also reveal Cameron and her pals roughing it without personal assistants. "Welcome to lifestyles of the Dumb and Blonde, on this episode ..." I wonder what they will call the show, what about 'Blondes in the Mist' or 'Dances with Dumb Blondes'.
Stupid
Village Idiot for 31 Jan 2004, Cameron Diaz

Wedding Bells?

Cameron wants to marry boyfriend Justin Timberlake and start a family. Apparently Cameron and Justin are planning to get married some time in 2004 and Cameron has also said that she wants to have a baby as soon as possible. Another Blonde marriage? First there was Gwyneth, then Britney and now Cameron and Justin together? The scariest thing about this marriage is that if they do manage to reproduce the only outcome is one seriously messed up kid.
Stupid
Village Idiot for 10 Jan 2004, Cameron Diaz

Cameron's Cheat

Cameron wasn't impressed when boyfriend Justin Timberlake asked a LA Lakers basketball team cheerleader for her phone number. Justin told Cameron that he wanted her in one of his new music videos and Cameron believed him. She believed him? And I thought Britney was dumb. Hey babe I'm just asking this prostitute how much she charges because I want to use her in my next video. Cameron, you may be an Angel, but your boyfriend's a horny little devil.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 13 Sep 2003, Cameron Diaz

Ka-Ching

Cameron has made it into the Guinness Book of World Records as one of the highest paid female performers. The highest paid male performer, Adam Sandler, pulled in $47 million in 2001 while Cameron managed to pull in roughly $40 million. $40 million, I really need to set up the Blondesville tax system. What the heck did she do for $40 million, then again, what does anyone have to do for $40 million?
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 22 Feb 2003, Cameron Diaz

Skin Deep

Cameron apparently suffers from a chronic case of acne even though her skin appears flawless on screen. Cameron told friends that the only way it could clear up was if she got pregnant. There's something about her, can you spot it? I can't put my finger on it but I'm sure I'll squeeze it out of someone. It's well known that skin care has been the reason behind most teenage pregnancies.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 8 Jun 2002, Cameron Diaz

Don't Try the Soup of the Day

It seems that Miss Diaz has been a very naughty and dirty girl. According to reports Cameron's restaurant in Miami, which caters for the rich and famous, has been cited with numerous health violations from poor sanitation to proper food storage etc. "There's something about ..." the food at that place, I know, the extra nutritional bacterial build up. Today's specials, Soup of the day sprinkled with lovely fungus build up scraped from the kitchen wall followed by the 'Chef's Surprise', it's a surprise because not even the Chef knows what it is.
Stupid
Village Idiot for 27 Apr 2002, Cameron Diaz

Practical Joker

It seems that Cameron Diaz is quite the practical joker. According to reports Miss Diaz likes to invite guests over for dinner and seats each guest on a chair that is rigged with a remote control whoopi cushion which she triggers at will. "It wasn't me, It was the dog." Really now Cameron, that kind of toilet humour has it's time and place, that's why we have Blondesville.
Stupid
Village Idiot for 5 Jan 2002, Cameron Diaz

Diaz's Purr-fect Answering Machine

"Meow, Meow, Meow ..." Guess who's answering machine this greeting belongs to, Yes that's right, Miss Diaz. According to reports all callers are treated to three 'Meows' followed by her purring and then finished with two more 'Meows'. I've always been a sucker for Pussy, get your mind out of the gutter. I must admit, it is original and I'm sure that at the time it was a Purrrr - fect idea, but it must have been a Blonde moment.
Stupid
Village Idiot for 22 Sep 2001, Cameron Diaz

Window Shopping

Miss Diaz wasn't to happy with the lack of customers after opening her own restaurant, so she ended up sitting in the middle of the place with a group of friends in an attempt to attract some customers. "There's something about her". I know, Stupidity. If she really wanted to get people in all she had to do was the butt shake like in 'Charlies Angels'. Just Wiggle this way Sir.
Dumb
Village Idiot for 25 Aug 2001, Cameron Diaz

Diaz Steals Goodie Bags

Miss Diaz was seen walking away from an awards show with other peoples 'Goodie Bags' that were left on tables for the celebrity audience. Hey, You never know, she may have been collecting them to give to a charity or something. Maybe she was practicing a bit of magic, now you see the goodie bags now you don't.
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