Village Idiot for 11 Feb 2012, Christina Aguilera
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Colossal Christina, take 8

Christina Aguilera has been annoying fellow judges Blake and Cee Lo on 'The Voice' insisting on multiple shots to make her look less fat. An insider revealed "Christina holds up production with her constant demands, saying, Don't make me look fat or Don't show my butt" Going on to say "She's insisted the camera men only shoot her at flattering angles... and she's always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thinner" They say the camera adds 10lb's, I'm not sure where the other half ton came in. The only other shooting option involves paying NASA for satellite imagery, hardly cost effective in these troubled times.

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