Village Idiot for 18 May 2013, Reese Witherspoon
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Reese Witherspoon as the Village Idiot

Insane in the membrane, insane, got no brain

In an interview with British magazine Red just days before her infamous arrest, Reese said she felt that her third child was stealing her brain. Reese said "Ever since I had the baby, I can't remember anything, Seriously, this child stole my brain" It all makes sense now, she wasn't using the infamous celebrity "Do you know who I am?" line, she genuinely didn't know who she was.

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Village Idiot for 27 Apr 2013, Reese Witherspoon

Can someone please help identify this women?

After her husband was pulled over while being seen weaving down the road, Reese Witherspoon pulled the celebrity go to line "Do you know who I am?" on a not so amused officer. According to the report the exact wording to the state trooper was "Do you know my name? You're about to find out who I am. You're about to be on national news" Miss Witherspoon was promptly arrested for "disorderly conduct" after she refused to stay in the car while her husband was given a field sobriety test. I guess she doesn't remember much from her legally blonde days. "I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life... I object."
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