Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2006, Anna Nicole Smith

In the Dark

Anna has been left in the dark since the power was cut after she refused to pay rent for her Bahamian mansion. On the bright side, the power cut prevented the police from serving her with an eviction notice because the electric gate wouldn't open. I think with her current supply of Slim-Fast and Twinkies she could hold out a good couple of hours, maybe even days.