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Miss Simpson was dumped the day before her 29th "Barbie and Ken-themed" birthday by now ex-boyfriend Tony Romo. An inside source claims that one of the reasons was because of Jessica's dad, Joe, interfering and go so far as to offer football star, Tony, advice on - you guessed it - football. Jessica later Twittered "Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER." The only way Jessica's getting married again is if there's a shotgun and 90% genetic similarity. Why? because papa Joe said so.
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