Village Idiot for 13 Feb 2010, Heidi Klum

Not so Happy Valentines Day

Unable to spend Valentines day with hubby Seal due to filming of 'Project Runway', Heidi has opted to give her man a "fun box" in lieu of her presence/pleasure. Heidi said "I'm making a very fun box of heart things. Kind of like an explosion of things; confetti hearts with cute underwear and chocolates. It's a fun surprise box for him." With a swimsuit model as your wife I'm sure there aren't too many boxes nearly as fun. I bet she left some lube and tissue's too - Happy Valentines day, go fuck yourself.

Really Dumb