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Reports have it that Jessica Simpson is pregnant based purely of unflattering pictures of her while in Mexico and her eating habit's. Jessica apparently turned away a glass of champagne for a birthday toast to boyfriend Eric Johnson fuelling speculation of her pending pregnancy. A friend told InTouch Weekly "She's already having kooky cravings!... which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet" So the rumours are based on Jessica's weird eating habit's and ass the size of her former fame? Maybe there's a simpler link, like she's just plain lazy? To be honest, I'm not sure there are too many penises that could withstand Jessica Simpson post 'Newlyweds', not without copious amounts of alcohol.
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