Village Idiot for 29 Jun 2013, Miley Cyrus

Cheap Labour

As one of the new breed of kid actors on a self destructive path, Miley Cyrus made the decision to hire a "super fan" as her personal assistant. Miley supposedly grew close to the fan after they swapped numbers and began chatting over the phone. Miley "complemented" her new assistant saying "She's more than a stalker because she's so obsessed, she knows things about how to break VEVO records, which we did with her help." This is either incredibly brilliant and she'll pay her new assistant by letting her bathe in her after glow or she could wake up to her new assistant cuddled up next to her in bed wearing Miley's previously missing underwear. At this point it could go either way.

Really Stupid