Village Idiot for 1 Jun 2002, Melanie Griffith

Paranoid Melanie

Apparently Melanie is worried that hubby Antonio Banderas will be snatched by a younger women. So much so that she bought the house next door and converted it into a soccer field so she can always keep an eye on hubby Antonio. Talk about a short leash. Do you think maybe she's just a little bit paranoid? I always wondered how they came up with the idea for 'Big Brother', now I know. I wouldn't be surprised if the TV show borrowed some of her surveillance equipment.

Really Dumb