Village Idiot for 28 Dec 2013, Kesha

Boobs, need I say more?

Ending the year on a crazy note, Ke$ha has revealed her breasts help her create her music. Ke$ha told a reporter "What I do is I turn off all the lights and I walk over to the piano naked. Then I gently lower myself and my boobs. They go on the keys and I just let them tickle the ivories. They really just go crazy." I tried making music with my penis once, all I managed was chopsticks. C'est la vie.