Village Idiot for 5 Sep 2015, Christina Aguilera

Christina Will Show You How to Get Ahead in the Music Business

Christina Aguilera has signed up with MasterClass to be a singing teacher. The $90 lesson includes video lessons, interactive exercises, learning materials, and workbooks. Along with her warbling and yodeling lessons there will also be classes on wearing the bare minimum MTV can air on TV because how else do you steal attention from your arch rival Britney Spears without getting a little dirrty?

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