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Miss Paltrow revealed she was fired from her first job, age 12, at a toy store on New York's Madison Avenue because she didn't bother to pitch up to work. Gwyneth said "I got fired because I went on spring break, but I didn't tell my boss. I just didn't show up for duty. I thought the world stops when you go on spring break" So basically common sense has been a problem from early on.
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