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Gwyneth isn't happy with her unauthorized biography slamming the author claiming "She totally missed everything". Gwyneth had her husband, Brad Falchuk, read it and claimed "It's as if somebody put in a prompt in ChatGPT and said: mine every Daily Mail article and write a biography about Gwyneth Paltrow." The book apparently delves into Gywneth's acting career, love life and her GOOP business. I don't see how an author could look at Gwyneth's dodgy dating history and vaginal jade egg collection and not understand Gwyneth's greatness.
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