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Gwyneth Hits the Bottle as Fires Rage


Village Idiot for 8 Mar 2025, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth admitted to drinking every night when the LA fires hit. Gwyneth said "I noticed my symptoms are, like, pretty well under control unless, you know, in January when the fires were happening in L.A., I've used alcohol for its purpose. I think I drank every night." Just what we need, a drunk blonde during a fire. At least we know she wasn't drinking the water supply.

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