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While Gwyneth has made a career of make the rest of us nauseous with her antics her family hasn't been left in peace. Gwyneth revealed "My lock screen was a picture of Brad [Falchuk] without his shirt on, and my kids were so traumatized that they picked up the phone and took this selfie." The picture of the kids has since replaced the previous traumatic image. I hope her kids don't stumble across her vagina stuffing jade egg collection or breathe in too deeply around her vagina scented candles.
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