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Gwyneth has been in court this week with her civil case after it was claimed she knocked over a 76-year-old in a ski crash. The lawsuit claims Gwyneth "knocking him down hard, knocking him out, and causing a brain injury, four broken ribs, and other serious injuries." I imagine she offered him discount GOOP quack cures to help with his broken ribs. Maybe even a vagina scented candle to take his mind off the pain.
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