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Gwyneth's Kids Explain the Internet to Her


Village Idiot for 29 Jun 2024, Gwyneth Paltrow

Being blonde isn't the only impediment to Gwyneth, now age is kicking in as she reveals her kids have to explain meme's to her. Gwyneth revealed she needs her kids, Apple and Moses, to explain things to her saying "This one meme, "I'm baby,"' she said of a meme in question, 'I'm like, "What the fuck? What does that mean?" And then everyone tries to explain what "I'm baby" means. I finally got it." In exchange for internet tips she gives her kids cinnamon scented purple nipple clamps crafted by centenarians in Fiji to awaken their inner setting moon Taurus chakras now on sale at GOOP for $149.

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