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While on vacation in the Caribbean Gwyneth apparently went to a beauty salon to get her hair trimmed but was told that they were booked solid. Upon hearing the news she pulled the famous Hollywood "Do you KNOW who I am?" routine but to no avail and was turned away. Do you KNOW who I am? Why have you forgotten? Wait a minute, you look familiar. Aren't you Brad Pitt's EX-girlfriend, the obsessive crazy one that breaks down when ever someone talks about him? Yeah, I thought I recognized you, SECURITY!
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