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Gwyneth will no longer let her friends stay the night after Poopgate when socialite Derek Blasberg shit in her bed. Sources claim "After the horrifying incident involving a houseguest who lost control of their bowels in a bed at her home in the Hamptons, no one has been invited to stay overnight." I can't blame her for not letting them stay but maybe try not giving your guests south Pakistan, twice roasted, cheese infused coffee enemas with a side serving of deep fried vanilla ice cream served on a bed of fresh chilies splashed with ghost pepper oil.
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