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Gwyneth has married 'Coldplays' Chris Martin after finding out that she was pregnant. The two got married in a quiet ceremony after applying for a marriage license in Santa Barbara. He zigged when he should have zagged, got hitched when he should have ditched her. The worst thing is she's managed to contribute to the gene pool which means the next generation of Blondes are on their way ... Armageddon has begun.
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