Village Idiot for 10 Jul 2004, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow as the Village Idiot

Don't Listen to Daddy

Gwyneth doesn't want her daughter to listen to her father. Gwyneth prefers to play classical music to daughter Apple rather than hubby, Chris Martin, Coldplay songs. A friend said "Gwyneth wants Apple to appreciate classical music. Mozart is on most of the time, with a teeny bit of Coldplay, but only softly." Poor kid, the only thing she has going for her is a rock star daddy and she can't listen to him, but how much do you want to bet she's allowed to watch mommy on TV?

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