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Madonna

Madonna


16 August 1958, USA

"If I was a girl again, I would like to be like my fans, I would like to be like Madonna."
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Madonna Gossip and News - Page 4

Village Idiot for 14 Dec 2013, Madonna

Whats on Madonna's Xmas List this Year?

A new toy boy of course. Madonna has reportedly broken up with Brahim Zaibat after 3 years together with a source saying "It ran its course... They were dancing and working together all the time and then they barely saw each other." I can't imagine her standards are too high at her age, naughty or nice, as long as his stockings well hung.
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Village Idiot for 19 Oct 2013, Madonna

Texting Tragedy

Madonna has been banned from the Drafthouse Movie Cinemas for texting during a special screening of the movie "12 years a slave" When asked by another movie goer to stop texting Madonna snorted back "It's for business... enslaver!" The Cinema CEO, Mr. League, confirmed the banning telling reporters "Yeah, I'm serious, but I don't think it really affects her life that much" How rude, those damn enslavers have no idea what it takes to be a modern business women. How will she learn to deal with her staff if she doesn't take notes?
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Village Idiot for 13 Apr 2013, Madonna

Out of Africa

Madonna, is now annoying the President of Malawi expecting special treatment and making ludicrous claims of support. Madonna had requested special treatment during her last visit which the Malawi government responded "Such treatment, even if she deserved it, is discretionary not obligatory," There are also disputes over Madonna's promises to build new schools with the government asking "Where are the 10 schools she has built? She is just building school blocks at already existing schools. In some cases she just renovated an already existing block" Looks like she got all she could out of that two for one sale when she adopted her kids. I guess it's off to find another poor African nation to exploit, I mean, help.
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Village Idiot for 30 Mar 2013, Madonna

Dress up like a Little Boy, that'll solve the Problem

Madonna addressed the crowd at the GLAAD Media Awards in New York City wearing the traditional uniform of the Boy Scouts to protest the ban of gay members from the Boy Scouts of America. "I think that's fucked up" she said on stage "I can build a fire. I know how to pitch a tent. I have a very good sense of direction. I can rescue kittens from trees." I wonder if she'll have to register when she moves into a new neighbourhood? Not sure her thought process makes sense. Let's solve racism, everyone put your pillow cases over your head then they'll take us seriously.
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Village Idiot for 16 Feb 2013, Madonna

Sugar Grandma Cracking the Whip

Madonna's 25 year old boyfriend, Brahim Zaibat, revealed his valentines day plans saying "Valentine's Day for me is every day, There is no one day for love. If you love, it's every day." Later when asked by ET Online on who was the most romantic he replied "Both of us. Equal - we are equal" I'll give it to him, he works for his pocket money. Isn't it cute how he thinks they're equal at anything? Madge has trained him well.
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Village Idiot for 5 Jan 2013, Madonna

Two can Play at that Game

During a sound check for a recent concert in Santiago, Chile, Madonna let rip at some fans who were smoking while she was preparing. Madonna was recorded saying "There are people smoking right now, No smoking!" "If you're going to smoke cigarettes, I'm not doing a show," she added, "You don't care about me? I don't care about you. All right? Are we going to play that game? I'm not kidding. I can't sing if you smoke. Entiendes?" But it didn't stop there. She carried on with "You're looking right at me and smoking cigarettes, like I'm a stupid fucking idiot." I wish I was there to see Cheech and Chong's reaction to Madonna. "Hey lady, Dave's not here." In fairness the smoking does dry out her voice, lungs and leathered face.
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Village Idiot for 20 Oct 2012, Madonna

Madonna orders Obama Victory

Madonna told concert goers "Y'all better vote for fucking Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right? We have a black Muslim in the White House!" Later Madonna took off her shirt and pulled down her pants to show "OBAMA" written on her lower back then offered/threatened to strip if Obama was re-elected saying "When Obama is in the White House for a second term I'll take it all off" Sometimes less is more, this is one of those occasions. Thats right, if Obama wins she'll strip naked for everyone to see. If Romney wins she'll strip on a private beach enjoying her tax breaks. Either way the pointy bra's are coming off.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 1 Sep 2012, Madonna

Bitch Fight, Round 2

After Sir Elton John called Madonna a "Fairground stripper" last month, Madonna decided to respond at a concert in Nice, France dedicating her song "Masterpiece" to him - remembering of course that Elton lost out on a Golden Globe to Madonnas "Masterpiece" Madonna told the audience "I'd like to dedicate this next song to a Mr. Elton John. I know he's a big fan of it and I know he's a big fan of mine. And you know what? I forgive him. You've gotta start somewhere." Meow, ladies please, handbag's at thirty paces. When will these two queens learn to get along, there are more than enough gays to worship both of you.
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Village Idiot for 21 Jul 2012, Madonna

Her Cup Over Floweth

After traumatising the nation of Turkey a few weeks back by flashing her right breast Madonna decided to give France a taste of her sour milk fountains flashing the other breast at her sold out concert Stade de France. Really, the other one too? I'm pretty sure our imaginations could have figured out the other one, think Crypt Keeper but with more wrinkles. We could write the first offense off to old age and nerve damage to her nipples from years of wearing pointy bra's, but the second time? Forgivable or just desperate for attention?
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Village Idiot for 16 Jun 2012, Madonna

The Perks of Showbiz don't Last Long

During her concert in Istanbul, Turkey, Madonna performed a strip tease to her song "Human Nature" ending with her pulling down her bra cup revealing her right breast. All this after slamming the "wardrobe malfunction" excuse she vowed would never happen before her Super Bowl performance, the sinewy one said "You don't have to show your nipples to be interesting, and it doesn't necessarily mean you're cutting-edge if you do," Oh how the people of Turkey long for her pointy bra days where you could easily gauge out an eye if confronted by a dusty 'ol nipple. It's nice to see moral's and standards have a shelf life, next up dignity, oh wait, never mind.
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