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Jessica Simpson Gossip and News - Page 4
28 Aug 2010
Jessica from the Block?
Dim witted Jessica claims to have a "white girl booty" and would rather sit on... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
10 Jul 2010
Economic Downturn Affects the Price of Beauty
Jessica's show, The Price of Beauty, is heading for cancellation after... (read more of this Idiotic story)
8 May 2010
Aiming High - Scoring Low
Jessica told People magazine that she wants to be like First Lady Michelle... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
20 Mar 2010
Bad Breath Blonde
Jessica Simpson, who recently complained about ex-boyfriend John Mayer... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
6 Mar 2010
Jessica Talks Sex
Miss Simpson has hit back at ex-boyfriend John Mayer's talk about her bedroom... (read more of this Really Dumb story)
7 Nov 2009
Big Sister Jess Steps In
Acting and TV aficionado Jessica decided the world needed to know her thoughts... (read more of this Idiotic story)
19 Sep 2009
Bitch Bites the Dust
The search for Miss Simpson's beloved lesbian pooch, Daisy, has been called off... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
22 Aug 2009
Off to a Shaky Start
Avoiding current affairs and news events, no doubt due to the icky factor, Miss... (read more of this Idiotic story)
8 Aug 2009
Last of the Moron's
If it wasn't bad enough she's insulted our intelligence all these years one time... (read more of this Idiotic story)
18 Jul 2009
D-Day Before B-Day
Miss Simpson was dumped the day before her 29th "Barbie and Ken-themed" birthday... (read more of this Idiotic story)