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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson


10 July 1980, USA
"I kinda want to be the Reese Witherspoon of the music industry... the girl next door who wears a great dress and has great hair."
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Jessica Simpson Gossip and News - Page 4

28 Aug 2010

Jessica from the Block?

Dim witted Jessica claims to have a "white girl booty" and would rather sit on... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

10 Jul 2010

Economic Downturn Affects the Price of Beauty

Jessica's show, The Price of Beauty, is heading for cancellation after... (read more of this Idiotic story)

8 May 2010

Aiming High - Scoring Low

Jessica told People magazine that she wants to be like First Lady Michelle... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

20 Mar 2010

Bad Breath Blonde

Jessica Simpson, who recently complained about ex-boyfriend John Mayer... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

6 Mar 2010

Jessica Talks Sex

Miss Simpson has hit back at ex-boyfriend John Mayer's talk about her bedroom... (read more of this Really Dumb story)

7 Nov 2009

Big Sister Jess Steps In

Acting and TV aficionado Jessica decided the world needed to know her thoughts... (read more of this Idiotic story)

19 Sep 2009

Bitch Bites the Dust

The search for Miss Simpson's beloved lesbian pooch, Daisy, has been called off... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

22 Aug 2009

Off to a Shaky Start

Avoiding current affairs and news events, no doubt due to the icky factor, Miss... (read more of this Idiotic story)

8 Aug 2009

Last of the Moron's

If it wasn't bad enough she's insulted our intelligence all these years one time... (read more of this Idiotic story)

18 Jul 2009

D-Day Before B-Day

Miss Simpson was dumped the day before her 29th "Barbie and Ken-themed" birthday... (read more of this Idiotic story)