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Jessica Simpson Gossip and News - Page 4
30 Oct 2010
That's why everything's bigger in Texas
Ex-Daisy Duke revealed the reason to her current circumference - fried food.... (read more of this Idiotic story)
9 Oct 2010
Fart Facts
Keen to cut down on her ozone killing contributions, Jessica tweeted about a new... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
28 Aug 2010
Jessica from the Block?
Dim witted Jessica claims to have a "white girl booty" and would rather sit on... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
10 Jul 2010
Economic Downturn Affects the Price of Beauty
Jessica's show, The Price of Beauty, is heading for cancellation after... (read more of this Idiotic story)
8 May 2010
Aiming High - Scoring Low
Jessica told People magazine that she wants to be like First Lady Michelle... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
20 Mar 2010
Bad Breath Blonde
Jessica Simpson, who recently complained about ex-boyfriend John Mayer... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
6 Mar 2010
Jessica Talks Sex
Miss Simpson has hit back at ex-boyfriend John Mayer's talk about her bedroom... (read more of this Really Dumb story)
7 Nov 2009
Big Sister Jess Steps In
Acting and TV aficionado Jessica decided the world needed to know her thoughts... (read more of this Idiotic story)
19 Sep 2009
Bitch Bites the Dust
The search for Miss Simpson's beloved lesbian pooch, Daisy, has been called off... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
22 Aug 2009
Off to a Shaky Start
Avoiding current affairs and news events, no doubt due to the icky factor, Miss... (read more of this Idiotic story)