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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

10 July 1980, USA

"I kinda want to be the Reese Witherspoon of the music industry... the girl next door who wears a great dress and has great hair."
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Jessica Simpson Gossip and News - Page 4

22 Aug 2009

Off to a Shaky Start

Avoiding current affairs and news events, no doubt due to the icky factor, Miss... (read more of this Idiotic story)

8 Aug 2009

Last of the Moron's

If it wasn't bad enough she's insulted our intelligence all these years one time... (read more of this Idiotic story)

18 Jul 2009

D-Day Before B-Day

Miss Simpson was dumped the day before her 29th "Barbie and Ken-themed" birthday... (read more of this Idiotic story)

30 May 2009

The Simpson to return to TV

Us Weekly reports that Jessica is negotiating a new show called "The Price of... (read more of this Idiotic story)

11 Apr 2009

No Country for old Newlyweds

Just days after failing to appear at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Sony... (read more of this Idiotic story)

13 Dec 2008

Jess to hit the Books

Miss Simpson plans on ditching the spot light and heading to college to study... (read more of this Idiotic story)

18 Oct 2008

Spreading the Love

Jessica has taken on the challenge set by Angelina Jolie to plague the world... (read more of this Idiotic story)

20 Sep 2008

Fan Ban Lifted

Miss Simpson has been given the go-ahead to attend Dallas Cowboys games provided... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

30 Aug 2008

Blondes and Technology

Miss Simpson has officially been hauled off to the crazy girlfriend category... (read more of this Idiotic story)

2 Aug 2008

Country Cross-over Catastrophe

Miss Simpson's attempt to become a Country star has run into a few snags with... (read more of this Idiotic story)