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Paris' Prison Mobile


Village Idiot for 27 Dec 2008, Paris Hilton

After last year's present to herself of a baby blue Bentley was impounded by police and resulted in her eventual arrest, Porn Star Paris has gone and guaranteed another night in jail by buying herself a pink Bentley for Christmas. Pseudo celeb Paris said "I've just always wanted a pink car... So I think it just comes from being a fan of Barbie for so long." Dear Santa, Thanks for the recent visit to Paris' pad, I hope Mrs. Claus enjoys the gifts. I was wondering if you could help me out with one more wish, it involves Paris, a Bentley and prison time. You know the drill, just make sure the prison sentence stick's this time.

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