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Britney Spears

Britney Spears

2 December 1981, USA

"I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else."
Stupid x 161

Britney Spears Gossip and News - Page 15

Village Idiot for 14 Jun 2003, Britney Spears

Britney's Foul Tirade

Apparently Britney left foul mouthed messages on Fred Durst's answering machine after he told tabloid papers about their sex life. Fred Durst told the tabloids that Britney liked to talk dirty and didn't like bikini waxes. So she doesn't like bikini waxes ? You can't blame her, if she did wax she wouldn't have any means of proving that she is real Blonde, then again with her 'talents' she doesn't need to prove anything, we'll take her word for it.
Village Idiot for 29 Mar 2003, Britney Spears

Don't Do Drugs

Britney Spears is suing 'The Star' magazine for printing an article claiming she snorted cocaine. Britney's publicist denied the allegations and added "The only one who is guilty of doing cocaine has to be the source of this story." Don't worry Britney, I believe you... Sniff! Lets see, white powdery substance on nose and white sticky substance on lips. My dear Mr. Watson what we have here is a clear case of 'Working Girl Syndrome'
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 1 Feb 2003, Britney Spears

It Fell off a Truck

While out Britney happened to be behind a truck that was delivering a tabloid newspaper that had a story about her and Ben Aflleck. Britney bought every issue and tried to negotiate her autograph for the truck load of remaining issues but to no avail. Well that seems fair, a truck load of magazines for Britney's paw print. I wonder what she did with the copies she bought?
Village Idiot for 21 Dec 2002, Britney Spears

Keep Away

Britney is getting a court order against a 41 year old man who has been stalking her. Apparently he has been sending her love letters and has even been seen near her home. A court order? The poor guy needs a lobotomy more than anything else. Most people, including her ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, try keep there distance from her.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 30 Nov 2002, Britney Spears

Old Flames

It seems Britney Spears isn't considered one of the World's most desirable women anymore, at least not to ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. Apparently Britney went over to Justin's place in an attempt to win him back but when she tried to remember 'old times' with a kiss, Justin turned her down cold. She shoot's and... and she's left with her mouth wide open, tongue hanging out wishing she had stayed at home.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 12 Oct 2002, Britney Spears

Psychic Readings

Britney was seen visiting a psychic at Sunset Strip. Apparently Britney told the psychic that she didn't want to hear any bad news, only good news. The psychic told her that she had a 'bright future'. She's Blonde, so it can't be that bright a future. I am looking into my crystal ball and I see a number, it's the number 12. The number 12 has great significance to you, it's, it's ... it's your IQ. That'll be $6.00.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 14 Sep 2002, Britney Spears

Officially Certifiable

Miss Spears has been visiting a Shrink after going through a rough time after her break up with Justin Timberlake. Apparently Miss Spears has been having a hard time dealing with the break up. It's official, Britney is a 'Nutt Case', I think that's the technical term they use? Anyway, she's crazy in the coconut. I hope we don't have to go through the heart broken love songs. "Oh Baby, baby ... nooooo ! Whyyy Meeee?"
Village Idiot for 27 Jul 2002, Britney Spears

Inspiration is Everywhere

Britney has openly admitted to stealing dance moves from strippers, she has apparently also been seen hanging out with female Porn Stars at Miami parties Stealing from strippers and hanging out with Porn Stars, it must be like home away from home. But lets face it, you've got to be pretty low to steal from a stripper, well as low as the stripper can bend that is. "Shake it baby one more time ..."
Village Idiot for 9 Mar 2002, Britney Spears

Byte-ney Spears Game

It looks like we're going to be seeing a lot more of Britney and it's not because of her wardrobe, this time she'll appear in the form of 'Byte-ney'. Apparently Britney is going to be launching her own computer game to take on cyber babe Lara Croft. Manufacturers warn you'll need to upgrade your anti-virus software as the game comes with it's own electronic STD. I wonder what type of challenges fans will face in the game? What about trying to convince reporters that you're a virgin.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 16 Feb 2002, Britney Spears

Cross Dressing Britney

Apparently Miss Spears has decided to dress up as a man in her next video to throw her fans off, she has also asked boyfriend Justin Timberlake to be in the video and to dress up as a girl which he is reluctant to do, but is considering it as he does not want to upset Britney. Britney in men's clothes and boyfriend Justin Timberlake dressed as a girl because Britney told him too, I guess we finally get to see who wears the pants in their relationship. How does her song go? "I'm a Slave to you..." Next time Justin, read the fine print.
Really Stupid