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Britney Spears

Britney Spears

2 December 1981, USA

"I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else."
Stupid x 161

Britney Spears Gossip and News - Page 9

Village Idiot for 26 Apr 2008, Britney Spears

Who Needs Discipline

It turns out that Brit Twit is in negotiations to become the spokesperson for 'Bally Fitness' after spending nearly every day at the club. Desperate to reclaim her fame, Brit Twit has resorted to spending her days working out and sticking to a special diet designed by 'Bally Fitness' nutritionist. That's right people, if your millions can't help you keep your man or your dignity then you need the professional help of 'Bally Fitness' personal trainers and maybe a stint or two in rehab.
Village Idiot for 5 Apr 2008, Britney Spears

Britney's Third Marriage?

Yes, Brit Twit will be walking down the aisle again but his time as chief bridesmaid for younger sister Jamie Lynn's marriage. Britney's knocked up younger sister will be heading down the aisle in an attempt to avoid bastardizing the new Spears in waiting by marrying the guy who got her knocked up. Nothing says romance like a shotgun wedding. I wonder if she'll follow family tradition walking down the aisle in a t-shirt or go for something more classy like overalls?
Village Idiot for 23 Feb 2008, Britney Spears

Around the World in a Daze

Just days after being released from a secure psychiatric unit at the UCLA Medical Centre in LA, Brit Twit has been back in court fighting her fathers conservatorship and has also started planning a world tour. The New York Post was told "Britney will be leaving the country in the next few weeks, after training in privacy for a month. She is planning a global tour." I bet you can't wait either, lookout for a train wreck heading your way soon. Isn't it nice to know where her priorities are, as long as her wallets in danger she'll be there, her kids on the other hand...
Village Idiot for 26 Jan 2008, Britney Spears

Britney to Reproduce Again?

After essentially screwing up in every aspect of mothering, it looks like Miss Spears could be trying to conceive again after losing access to her previous two kids. Brit Twit and her photog fuck friend, Adnan Ghalib, have been seen shopping for pregnancy test's and now rumour has it that Britney released a cover on the internet of the Ace of Base hit "All that she wants", a song about a girl sleeping around to get pregnant. Somebody please, for the sake all that is good, give this girl a hysterectomy or a lobotomy.
Village Idiot for 12 Jan 2008, Britney Spears

Britney's Mental Meltdown, Yes, Another One!

Brit twit was strapped to a gurney and wheeled out of her mansion and taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital for mental observation after locking herself in a room with 1 year old, Jayden James. Britney handed over 2 year old Sean Preston to K-Fed's bodyguards at the end of her day-long visitation but refused to handover Jayden James resulting in the police being called out. Normally Sean Preston's the one endangered by mommy dearest, I suppose the little one just needed a little toughing up, an hour or so in Brit's bedroom will do that to you.
Village Idiot for 5 Jan 2008, Britney Spears

When Lawyers leave

Miss Spears current set of lawyers, Trope and Trope, have asked to be relieved as Brit Twits legal representatives as they claim Miss Spears is "impossible" to work for. How many lawyers has she gone through? Maybe she should represent herself at least that way she'll actually end up in the courtroom.
Village Idiot for 5 Jan 2008, Britney Spears

Paying Your Mans Bills

The judge at the Los Angeles Court has ruled that Brit Twit is responsible for ex-hubby, K-Fed's, legal bills. The judge has also said Jamie, Britney's father with conservatorship, can sell Britney's cars. I'm not sure what they're going to get for her cars, it will take an army of cleaners to rid her car collection of Cheeto's and pantyless crotch stains.
Village Idiot for 29 Dec 2007, Britney Spears

Britney No Longer Welcome

Brit Twit has been banned from the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills because they are tired of paparazzi hanging around, unlike when she was banned from the Chateau Marmont restaurant for smearing food all over her face. I guess she has no other choice but to spend Christmas in her multi-million dollar mansion, I'm sorry, but that's how it has to be. And don't even think about leaving, your personal chef is on call with every possible Cheeto's concoction you can imagine.
Village Idiot for 8 Dec 2007, Britney Spears

Britney is Not Pregnant, just Fat

Rumours of Britney Spears being pregnant with music producer J.R. Rotem's kid have been denied by Britney's friend/leech Sam Lufti. Sam said "It's BS. Don't know who made it up. J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake. Completely fake. We just wrapped her video. Going home to sleep." BS! They've already named it? What could it be, Barry / Bruce / Bastard Spears? No wait, false alarm. I don't know about you but I'm still building a bunker in my backyard, just in case.
Village Idiot for 20 Oct 2007, Britney Spears

Access Denied

After winning a small victory in court a couple weeks ago granting her a supervised over night visit once a week with her kids, Miss Spears is now even worse off with no visitation rights whatsoever. Britney is now banned from seeing her kids after father of the year, K-Fed, asked the judge to revoke Britney's visitation rights after she failed to comply with court-ordered drug test's. Her excuse? Brit Twit's lawyer claims that cellphone reception in Malibu is "difficult" and that was the reason the drug tester couldn't contact Miss Spears.