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It looks like the long night's on the streets of Hollywood have taken their toll on pay-per-view Paris. Heir head Paris tweeted before her night out began "Getting ready to go to dinner and then out. Haven't been out to LA clubs in so long. Should be fun." This was followed by a tweet later "On my way home. LA is not what it used to be. Brutal. Can't wait to get in bed." She must be getting old, in the good 'ol days Paris could spend hours "working" the streets of LA in a desperate bid to be famous. It looks like there won't be any more pavement pounding, however, regular pounding is still available on request.
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