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Pseudo celeb Paris headed straight for the exist on the weekend while at boyfriend Doug Reinhardt's birthday party in nightclub Wasted Space. Paris caught site of previous bedroom captive, Benji Madden, who was performing and immediately made a getaway leaving Doug to enjoy the night Parisite free. A source said "She was freaking out big time and was desperate not to bump into him. It's quite clear they didn't end on good terms." Normally Paris' gift's last a long and itchy lifetime but I think her absence will go down as welcome relief, much like the ointment prescribed after every Paris Hilton encounter.
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