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Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

30 August 1972, USA

"I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I'm really anal about it, actually."
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Cameron Diaz Gossip and News - Page 2

Village Idiot for 23 Dec 2006, Cameron Diaz

Stress Relief

Who's says you need a celebrity budget to relax when all you got a do is lay back and... well, get laid. Miss Diaz told the Sydney Morning Herald "Sex is the most amazing stress reliever. I actually think it's the best thing for everything!" Cameron added "I love being physical, I love to get my heart-rate up and I love sweating. Sex is undoubtedly the best way to do that!" My hate for Justin Timberlake grows with every day that goes by.
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Village Idiot for 18 Nov 2006, Cameron Diaz

Blonde Beach Babe's Broken Beak

After battling her surf board and losing four consecutive bout's the battered beauty, Miss Diaz, has decided to have plastic surgery to fix her nose due to "breathing difficulties". Cameron said "I'm over it. I'm getting it fixed." Just a warning for Miss Diaz, you may want to avoid using Michael Jackson's guy or Tara Reid's guy or Axel Rose's guy or...
Village Idiot for 30 Sep 2006, Cameron Diaz

Cameron Calls the Cops

It's all fun and game until someone tries to run you over, at least that's Miss Diaz's take on thing. Not content with the personal training they receive, Cameron and boy toy Justin Timberlake decided to chase a member of the paparazzi who was taking pics of them leaving a friends house. Fearing a blonde backlash the photog jumped in his car and hit the gas, coincidentally in the same direction as Cameron and Justin who are now charging him with assault with a deadly weapon. What is it with blondes and cars?
Village Idiot for 27 Aug 2005, Cameron Diaz

Cameron's Future Down South

Cameron isn't worried about the effects of old age as men apparently go through the same thing. Cameron told Now magazine "...you know how girls, as you get older, your boobs sag? Well, as men get older, their balls hang lower. It's called SBH (Senior Ball Hang)." It's true, but gravity also makes our penis look longer. Fortunately for men, society doesn't have the same fascination with ball cleavage as they do with breast's. Anyway, the lower they are, the safer they are from their arch nemesis, the zipper.
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Village Idiot for 6 Aug 2005, Cameron Diaz

Cameron Cheerful about Chest

According to reports Cameron was in the Los Angeles Superior Court suing a man who wants to sell naked pictures he took of Cameron in 1992. During proceedings Cameron apparently told the court that she was proud of the way her beasts looked from the infamous photo shoot. There's nothing like erotic photos from a steamy photo shoot to bring back the mammaries. Sure they're fine now, but wait a couple years 'till they're around your ankles and you keep trippin' over them.
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Village Idiot for 2 Apr 2005, Cameron Diaz

Saved from Drawers of Death

Cameron had to be taken to hospital after a chest of drawers fell on her while at boyfriend Justin Timberlake's house. Cameron was treated for a strained back and had to have stitches in her head. New research shows 90% of accidents happen at your boyfriends house, especially if your richer than them. I wonder if Justin knows they have to be married before he can claim anything in the event of her death?
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Village Idiot for 22 Jan 2005, Cameron Diaz

Wedding Bell's Ringing

Cameron and Justin Timberlake are engaged. Apparently plans are already underway for the wedding later this year, there are even talks of an "Native American" style wedding dress for Cameron. From 'Charlies Angels' to the bride of a 'Mouseketeer', she might as well kiss her career "Bye, bye, bye". There's something about that wedding... Let's hope for Justin's sake there's no zipper incident.
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Village Idiot for 20 Nov 2004, Cameron Diaz

Love Birds soon to be Jail Birds

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are under investigation by police after a situation with the paparazzi outside a Hollywood hotel. Apparently Cameron grabbed one of the photographers camera's while Justin stood in front of the other photographer preventing him from taking any shots. When Blonde's attack! What the heck where they thinking? You would think with a combined IQ they could have come up with a better plan. That's what happens when you take a photo of a celebrities bad side.
Village Idiot for 14 Aug 2004, Cameron Diaz

Cameron's No Angel

Cameron is taking legal action to have a video she made while still a model pulled from the Internet. The video shows a topless Cameron walking a leather masked man like a dog. What do Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and Cameron Diaz all have in common? A legion of one handed surfers. I wonder if you get a discount if you buy all three videos. For once I actually feel sorry for Justin Timberlake, do you know how difficult it is to breath in those masks.
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Village Idiot for 3 Jul 2004, Cameron Diaz

Cameron just has to Boogie

Cameron's boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, bought home a video dance mat just for a laugh. However, after trying it and falling in love with it, the two of them now have the mat spread out in front of the TV and spend the night trying to outscore each other ... dancing. I bet that's not the only thing spread out in front of the TV. Surely there are better things to do at night than dance in front of the TV, like dancing in front of the TV 'naked'. Anyway, I guess the main question is "What is the prize?"
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