Too Posh to Plead

Miss Paltrow is kicking herself after investing in a private club in Dover Street, London, which she hoped to persuade famous friends to join. Unfortunately for poor Paltrow non of her celeb friends were willing to pay the initial £1,000 membership fee with a source saying "Gwyneth contacted all her friends and thought they'd sign up." Sign up now and you'll get to pay an excessive amount to hang out with virtually no famous people. But wait, there's more. If you sign up in the next decade you also get a signed copy of Gwyneth's debut album she burnt on her very own computer.