Paris Lockup

Paris' gets boyfriend locked up. After her homophobic remarks earlier, Paris managed to cause an altercation by making her boyfriend, River Viiperi, jealous by kissing another girl. Enraged at yet another reason to sterilize his genitals, Viiperi, hit the boyfriend of the girl pseudo celeb Paris was making out with resulting in the police being called in. On top of all that, Paris didn't hang around for the cops leaving soon after the altercation. Seeing that all gay people have AIDS, according to Paris at least, that must mean she finally has the whole STD collection. Sure some people might collect baseball cards or figurines, not Paris, nothing brings a tear to Paris' eye like an uncontrollable burning sensation.