Village Idiot for 11 May 2013, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow as the Village Idiot

So Bored, so Terribly Bored

Miss Paltrow has vowed to never attend another Met Ball ever again complaining about, well, random shit. Gwyneth said "I'm never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all" Well I'm sure her majesty will be missed. I can't imagine the pain and suffering she endured pitching up and standing around essentially doing nothing while wearing expensive clothes and jewelry. I wonder if Amnesty International would be interested in helping?

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