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Gwyneth Paltrow as the Village Idiot

Someones about to get Shanked


Village Idiot for 11 Oct 2014, Gwyneth Paltrow

Blonde on blonde violence raised it's ugly head when Martha Stewart commented on Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop venture saying "She just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star.". But it didn't end there with Gwyneth responding "I'm so psyched that she sees us as competition. I'm so psyched. I really am" Gwyneth needs to be careful, M.Diddy will take her out with a hand crafted, jewel embezzled 12th century inspired mace. And at her funeral there'll be a decorative flower arrangement made from indigenous flowers along with a card containing a simple black lipstick imprint.

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