Village Idiot for 11 Apr 2015, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow as the Village Idiot

Conscious Preliminary Coupling

With her "conscious uncoupling" well under way, and Chris Martin moving on to Jennifer Lawrence, Gwyneth decided it was time to go public with her new man, TV executive and Glee producer, Brad Falchuk. Gwyneth debuted her new beau at Robert Downey Jr.'s big birthday bash where they spent the night rubbing shoulders with other celebs. Glad to see she's moved on to a new work in progress. I'm sure they'll have plenty of fun on their date nights with rehydrated textured soy protein and ending with romantic salt water enema's.

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