Village Idiot for 26 Mar 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow as the Village Idiot

Gwyneth is Quitting Acting

Miss Paltrow has decided to give up acting and instead pursue organic anal bleaching or whatever it is Goop does. Gwyneth said "We took some investment last year, so as soon as we had other people's money, I realized I really better focus on this completely," she explained. "I'll return to acting probably, but probably not right now." It's hard work doing 1 or 2 movies a year, better focus on those all important quinoa smoothie recipes instead.

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