Village Idiot for 26 Aug 2017, Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton as the Village Idiot

Paris Hilton Wanted to be a Princess

We all know Paris Hilton isn't the brightest crayon in the box but now she says could have been like Princess Diana. Paris told Marie Claire magazine "It's really hurtful, because my whole life I really looked up to Princess Diana, all these elegant, amazing woman, and I feel like [Salomon] just took that all away from me," going on to say "I could have been like that, but because of that tape, I will always be judged and thought of as whatever they say about me because of a private moment between my boyfriend and me." A private moment she then sold for publicity and ran with as a party girl getting into car accidents... oh, now I see the connection.

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Village Idiot for 11 Nov 2017, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Threatens to Release New Music Next Year

Porn star Paris is convinced people still give a damn and says she will release a new album next year. The album is said to be more "electronic" because she now considers herself a DJ. Paris claims her biggest influences are Katie Perry, DJ Chuckie, Michael Jackson, and Madonna. Now we can't even look forward to this year being over without new threats on the horizon. On the plus side we won't have to hear her so called singing, she can just auto-tune a blender in it's place and call it a day.
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Village Idiot for 30 Sep 2017, Paris Hilton

Paris Apologizes for Pussy Grabbing Comments

Porn Star Paris thought it necessary to clear the air and apologize for defending Donald Trump's infamous pussy grabbing comments. Pseudo celeb Paris told US Weekly "I was speaking about my own experiences in life and the role of media and fame in our society" going on to say "I will continue to do what I can to be an advocate for girls and women" Her own experiences? I'm pretty sure anyone grabbing her pussy would have lost an arm to some flesh eating bacteria. Anyway, the only thing she has ever advocated for is more attention for herself.
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Village Idiot for 13 May 2017, Paris Hilton

Selfie Starter or Armageddon Instigator?

Pseudo celeb Paris claims that she invented the selfie and admits to her part in destroying mankind. Paris told W Magazine "If a beeper had a camera, I would have taken a selfie with it," going on to say "I think I have a selfie from when I was a little kid, like on a disposable camera". Porn star Paris went on to admit to her crimes against humanity saying "We started a whole new genre of celebrity that no one had seen before" claiming it's now "so easy becoming famous, anybody with a phone can do it." So how do I contact the Hague to get the ball rolling on this one?
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Village Idiot for 17 Sep 2016, Paris Hilton

Hilton Gives Horny Homeless a Hand

A homeless man was spared a life of pain and misery when Porn Star Paris gave him money instead of sleeping with him. A homeless man had been standing outside the Bagatelle asking for money telling people it was for "pizza and sex". According to a witness pseudo celeb Paris "gave the man a crisp Benjamin Franklin." I assume it was all down to scheduling, $100 normally gets you a half day girlfriend experience with Paris.
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