Village Idiot for 2 Sep 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow as the Village Idiot

Gwyneth Comes Clean on Her Relationships

Miss Paltrow has been linked to a variety of men, including Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt and Chris Martin, over the years and has finally come clean about those failed relationships. Gwyneth told Girlboss Radio "I'm actually a pretty good friend, and a good sister and a daughter and a mother, but I'm at my potentially most vulnerable and fucked up in the romantic slice of the pie." The good news is you can now buy Gwyneth's all new Romance Pies made with real Tasmanian platypus liver topped with Uzbekistan sheep spit whipped cream from GOOP for the price of a down payment on a house.

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