Village Idiot for 31 Mar 2018, Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton as the Village Idiot

How Did Paris Lose Her Engagement Ring?

Heir head Paris Hilton claimed she lost her $2 million engagement ring while out partying in a Miami club. Everyone had to stop to look for it only to discover it in a ice bucket at another table. In a tweet she claimed it was "so heavy and big" that it just "flew off my finger". Sounds suspicious, either it was a failed attempt at a really crappy insurance claim or fiance Chris Zylka had second thoughts and orchestrated some elaborate plan to call everything off. Who would blame the guy?

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