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Gwyneth's Vagina Egg's Crack Under Pressure


Village Idiot for 8 Sep 2018, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop brand has agreed to settle a $145k lawsuit over her famously terrible vagina eggs. Goop originally claimed the $66 jade eggs "increase chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general" but was sued by California prosecutors for making faulty scientific claims. The jade egg inside her at the time was crushed so hard it's now a diamond.

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