Village Idiot for 3 Nov 2018, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow as the Village Idiot

Gwyneth is Writing a Sex Book

Gwyneth Paltrow has decided to write a sex book to help married couples. Gwyneth has supposedly already started writing the book with a source saying "So far the chapters are dedicated to the Earth's elements and will show how to use fire, air, water to have incredible physical relations while married" going on to say "There is also a section on using recycled plastic products and food to play to tease your man. It demonstrates the art of sucking on low-calorie fruits and vegetables" I bet I know where she's gonna recommend you shove those organic vegetables. Just remember to buy the super organic, harvested under a full moon by virgins vegetables from GOOP.

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